Monday, July 29, 2013

Letrik....... Oh Letrik


Pukul 12.45 pagi si ciqah gerak ako dalam kegelapan. Rupa-rupanya satu taman bekalan elektrik terputus. Dalam keadaan mamai ako pujuk ciqah tidur dengan harapan bila bangun sahur nanti bekalan elektrik telah disambungkan.

Rupa-rupanya harapan ako meleset sekali. Pukul 3.35 pagi, mama terbangun awal kerana kepanasan lalu terus mengerakkan ako dari tidur untuk bangun sahur. Dengan bekalan elektrik yang masih lagi terputus, ako ambil keputusan untuk bersahur diluar saja.

Tengok disekitar taman, abis semua bergelap. Semua kedai makan tutup kerana tiada elektrik. Lalu ako ambil keputusan bersahur di Mcd. Kira ni kali kedua ako, mama dan ciqah bersahur di Mcd. Rasenya bukan keluarga ako sahaja yang bersahur disini. Ramai lagi kenalanku ditaman yang sama bersahur disini. Ha ha ha.... semua senasib denganku.

Dalam jangkaanku mungkin lepas bersahur ni, bekalan elektrik ditamanku akan disambungkan semula...... namun bila sampai sahaja ditaman, keadaan masih lagi sama. Mama terus mengajak ako membeli lilin dikedai sebelum balik.

Bila sampai di 7-Eleven, adik menjaga kedai terus mengarahkan ako membeli lilin di kedai sebelah kerana kedainya kehabisan lilin. Macam tau-tau jer yang ako nak membeli lilin tanpa ditanya.

Yang tergelak tu bukan apa, bila nak sampai  je ditaman, bekalan elektrik telahpun disambungkan. Pakat ketawa kami berdua. Ha ha ha.... kira ok ler. Lain kali bila bekalan terputus, sekurang-kurangnya ada ler bekalan lilin di rumah nanti...... nak sedapkan hati masing-masing.






Thursday, July 25, 2013

Assalamualaikum dan selamat berpuasa semua.

Rasanya sudah begitu lama saya tinggalkan lamanweb ini terkontang kanting begitu sahaja. Last enty saya pada tahun 2011.

Ppppeeerrrggghhhhh....... lama betul tu. Anak yang sulong, Kak Long pun dah masuk semester 3 di Universiti Pendidikan Idris dalam jurusan musik. Kak Ngah pula dah masuk Kolej Kemahiran Tinggi Mara untuk persediaan ke luar negara.



Si kecil.....eermm. Dah tak kecil lagi...... sekarang dah di tahun 3 dan makin membesar. Dan ako pula.... dah berubah tempat kerja. kalau dulu di Pejabat Pelajaran Daerah Pasir Gudang dan sekarang di Jabatan Pelajaran Negeri Johor memegang peperiksaan STAM, SPMU, ULBS dan ULKCP. Kerja dah semakin mencabar.

Rasanya mungkin lama juga ako akan bertapak disini. Tengok keadaan. Apa-apa pun ako dah mempunyai rakan sekerja yang begitu baik dengan ku. Alhamdulillah.... syukur.

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Lawak Ngeri........................AAAAWWWWWWWWWWW



DRINK WATER ON EMPTY STOMACH

It is popular in Japan today to drink water immediately after waking up every morning. Furthermore, scientific tests have proven a its value. We publish below a description of use of water for our readers. For old and serious diseases as well as modern illnesses the water treatment had been found successful by a Japanese med ical society as a 100% cure for the following diseases:

Headache, body ache, heart system, arthritis, fast heart beat, epilepsy, excess fatness, bronchitis asthma, TB, meningitis, kidney and urine diseases,
vomiting, gastritis, diarrhea, piles, diabetes, constipation, all eye diseases, womb, cancer and ear nose and throat diseases.

METHOD OF TREATMENT


1.. As you wake up in the morning
before brushing teeth, drink 4 x 160ml glasses of water .....interesting

2. Brush and clean the mouth but do not eat or drink anything for 45 minutes

3. After 45 minutes you may eat and drink as normal.


4. After 15 minutes of breakfast, lunch and dinner do not eat or drink anything for 2 hours


5. Those who are old or sick and are unable to drink 4 glasses of water at the beginning may commence by taking little water and gradually increase it to 4 glasses per day.

6. The above method of treatment will cure diseases of the sick and others can enjoy a healthy life.


The following list gives the number of days of treatment required to cure/control/reduce main diseases:


1. High Blood Pressure - 30 days

2. Gastric - 10 days

3. Diabetes - 30 days

4. Constipation - 10 days

5. Cancer - 180 days

6. TB - 90 days

7. Arthritis patients should follow the above treatment only for 3 days in the 1st week, and from 2nd week onwards - daily.

This treatment method has no side effects, however at the commencement of treatment you may have to urinate a few times.

It is better if we continue this and make this procedure as a routine work in our life.

Drink Water and Stay healthy and Active.

This makes sense .. The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals ..not cold water.
Maybe it is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating!!! Nothing to lose, everything to gain...

For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you.

It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed.
It will slow down the digestion.

Once this 'sludge' reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food
. It will line the intestine.
Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.



A serious note about heart attacks
: Women should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting.

Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line.


You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack.

Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms.


60% of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up.


Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know, the better chance we could survive...

A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this mail sends it to everyone they know, you can be sure that we'll save at least one life.

Health - Very Very Important Tips


Answer the phone by
LEFT ear.
Do not drink coffee
TWICE a day.
Do not take pills with
COOL water.
Do not have
HUGE meals after 5pm.
Reduce the amount of
OILY food you consume.
Drink more
WATER in the morning, less at night.
Keep your distance from hand phone
CHARGERS.
Do not use headphones/earphone for
LONG period of time.
Best sleeping time is from
10pm at night to 6am in the morning.
Do not lie down immediately after taking
medicine before sleeping.
When battery is down to the
LAST grid/bar, do not answer the phone as the radiation is 1000 times.